like an atom bomb .

megan . college student .
procrastinator . aspiring writer .
beatles fanatic . clock collector .
potterhead . sherlockian . supernaturalite . weirdo .



READ A LITTLE ABOUT LOVE .
here .

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professionalblunder:

And then I realised: You are not here, you are not real…
anymore.

professionalblunder:

And then I realised: You are not here, you are not real…

anymore.

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Omg. Why can’t you just text ME all day every day. Or at least respond to my one text.

i respond to every text all the time .
i don’t know what you’re talking about .

and i think that YOU texting ME all day everyday is a better plan . 


intomedazzaland replied to your post: .
I text you and you never text back, and then I spend the next few days wallowing in the Meganless hours. It is the same song and dance each time.

omfg .
just .
no .

why can’t you just text me all day every day .
then we wont have this problem . 


my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who want to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

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eatsleepdraw:

http://nezd.tumblr.com/

eatsleepdraw:

http://nezd.tumblr.com/

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  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal

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catbountry:

SHIT GRANDMA WE CAN’T TAKE YOUR ASS ANYWHERE.

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